Sunday, January 8, 2012

if I ran for presidency...

with all these amounts of politics in the air for a year now, I was thinking what if I'm considering running for president...

first, if I ran for presidency, I would walk only

if I ran for presidency, I would offer free chocolate

if I ran for presidency, I would give every student a free amazon kindle with free books

if I ran for presidency, I would pan apple products running their software

if I ran for presidency, I would offer lemonade and guava juice for free

if I ran for presidency, I would let anybody to criticize me in person

if I ran for presidency, I would offer someone to have my responsibilities for one day

if I ran for presidency, I would ban men from cooking on TV

if I ran for presidency, I would fine chain spammers "please spread this... etc"

if I ran for presidency, I would punish the criminals mentally

if I ran for presidency, I would not tolerate the stupid

if I ran for presidency, I would kill the snitch "rat"

if I ran for presidency, I would create my own calendar

if I ran for presidency, I would use geckos and frogs to git rid of insects

if I ran for presidency, I would allow experimenting on humans

if I ran for presidency, I would honor garbage men

if I ran for presidency, I would offer cleaning products for free

if I ran for presidency, I would let scientists lead almost every thing

and last, if I ran for presidency, I would wear sneakers; won't hurt my feet

2 comments:

  1. If you ran for presidency, I would never elect u :D

    Ebraam M.

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